Hetalia: Axis Powers

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Forget everything you learned in history class, and imagine all the nations of the world as cute guys hanging out on a wildly inappropriate reality show. Now, toss in every stereotype ever and prepare to pledge allegiance to your favorite superpower in Hetalia Axis Powers! Maybe you'll surrender to Italy's charms. He's a sweetie who's always got a noodle in his mouth and he's BFF with blue. Start your free trial to watch Hetalia: Axis Powers and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. It’s all on Hulu. Forget what you learned in history class, and imagine all the nations of the world as guys on an inappropriate reality show. Season 2, Episode 1 Hetalia Axis Powers The Allies get their hands on a valuable source of information that could reveal the inner-workings of the Axis gang. 14 Best Feel-Good Shows.

'Howard, you know better than to make us watch a movie when we always eat dinner is silence!' Sheldon was furious; not only did Howard come late to the designated time, he also brought a movie that he had never seen before. And he did not like this situation at all.

Howard was grinning. 'Come on, Sheldon. It'll be fun. Something new will cheer you up from your asshole self.' Sheldon was too busy processing that his dinnertime was interrupted to pay attention to what Howard had said. 'And it's popular in Japan.'

'What's it called?' Raj asked, curiously looking at the cover. There was a cute – and somewhat dumb-looking – boy on the cover, waving. Behind him looked like a disturbed older man with blonde hair and another man with black hair who was wearing a military suit of some kind. That black haired dude looks depressed, Raj thought.

'It's called Hetalia: Axis Powers.' Howard actually looked excited. He looked at the other four people in the room. 'What do you say?'

Penny yawned. 'I'd rather not stay for a history lesson. I do not want to learn that crap again. Aren't the Axis Powers America and Russia, right?' She was met with blank stares.

'Penny, the Axis Powers were Italy, Germany, and Japan,' Leonard stated quietly. 'It's supposed to be funny too, right?' he asked Howard. Howard nodded.

'Besides,' Amy added, 'the episodes are only five minutes long.'

'Well, I like the sound of that,' Penny said. 'A funny show with no educational material.'

'Oh, alright,' Sheldon groaned. 'I'll go along with your half-sensible plan. Just one episode, mind you.'

'Fine.' Howard gritted his teeth. 'Just one episode.'

'It's okay, Howie,' Bernadette soothed. 'We can watch the show when we come home.' Howard immediately brightened.

A couple minutes later the gang had a decision to make. To have the episode subbed or dubbed.

'I honestly prefer the dubbed version,' Howard confessed. 'The show is actually funnier because the characters have accents.'

'Hey, hold on.' Bernadette raised her hand. 'Aren't the Axis Powers countries? So why do you call them characters?'

'Well, they're actually both.' The five, expect Sheldon, looked at Howard with bewildered expressions. 'The characters on the cover here,' Howard had the DVD in his hand and pointed to the red-haired boy. 'Is Italy. He's a personification of his country. And over here,' he pointed to the other characters on the cover, 'are Germany and Japan.'

'I can't believe you know the word personification,' Sheldon muttered. Bernadette and Howard gave him a hard look.

'I'm not good at languages, so I'll stick with English.' Penny said.

'But I want to hear the original,' Raj half-whined.

'Sorry,' Howard smiled at Raj without any sympathy. 'Majority rules.'

Soon all of them – including Sheldon – were watching the first episode of Hetalia: Axis Powers. The problem was, none of them – except Howard – knew what anyone was saying.

'Okay, well I know what America's saying because he's so loud, but what are the other countries are saying?' Penny wondered out loud. She watched as Britain and France were fighting…with their fists.

'I want to know what Britain and France are fighting about too.' Now Raj was really whining.

'Britain and France are actually rivals. They fought at least four wars against each other, one of which last over one hundred years.' The gang looked with shock as Amy was done speaking. They no idea they had that kind of knowledge in her brain.

'I had no idea that you kept such useless information in your mind, Amy.' Sheldon stated to his girlfriend.

'It's not useless,' Amy told him. 'Besides, I infer that this is a kind of show that you need to know a lot of history in order to understand it.'

'I can't believe you guys can't understand it!' Howard said in shock. 'What Russia stated was hilarious!' He started to laugh.

'Who's Russia?' Penny asked. There were at least two men – or countries? – were talking to each other. One looked afraid of the man who looked like he was laughing.

'The one who's picking on Lithuania,' Howard said absent-mindedly. He was engrossed in the show.

Penny raised her eyebrow. 'Lithuania is a country?'

'Yep.'

'Wait, why is he picking on two other countries?' There was another character who seemed afraid of Russia, and another female character who seemed mad for some reason.

'It'll take too long to explain,' Howard said with slight annoyance. 'You're like the female version of America.'

'America? How dare you! I'm not that stupid!' Penny yelled. 'I just asked a question!'

'Well, we're all Americans,' Leonard tried to calm Penny down but it had the opposite effect.

'Why are you defending him?' Penny yelled.

'I'm not defending him!' Leonard shouted back. 'I'm just…trying to smooth things over!'

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'Oh, boy,' Howard whispered under his breath. 'It's like another failed world conference in here, and Britain and France aren't helping.'

'I've wasted a minute and twenty-six seconds of my life,' Sheldon moaned as the obtuse show kept portraying its useless.

'I don't understand what the characters are saying,' Raj whined. 'I want to know!'

'Who do you think is cuter, Amy?' Bernadette whispered. 'Russia's kind of cute, even though he's a bully.'

Amy observed the characters for a moment. It seemed that Britain and France were literally fighting. 'I have to watch more episodes to find out in order to make a choice.'

The noise was getting too much for Howard. His so-called friends were ruining his favorite show. 'Shut up!' he screamed, at the exact same time Germany did. Everyone quieted. Awesome, I did at the same time as Germany!

'I still don't understand what they're saying,' Penny said in a bored tone.

'Neither do I,' Leonard added.

Suddenly it appeared that their ears were working again, for they were all able to understand. Italy seemed to be reaching towards Germany. 'Pasta!'

'Pasta?' Penny looked at Italy with a creped-out look on her face. 'That does not make any sense.'

'Italy's obsessed with pasta,' Howard said tersely. 'Now, if you all are quiet, maybe I could enjoy my show!'

'Howie, that's not fair. Can't we just watch it in sub?' Howard looked at his wife, his eyes softening at the desperation in her gaze.

And so the gang started to watch episode one – again – and they actually understood it.

'America's actually not as stupid in this one,' Penny observed.

'I like England's voice,' Raj whispered as England and America were practically bopping France on the head.

Amy started laughing at the scene with Russia and poor Lithuania. 'I actually understand the jokes now.'

Bernadette started laughing too. 'England and France are just like an old couple!'

'America is seriously obsessed with hamburgers,' Penny laughed. 'Just like Italy is obsessed with pasta.'

The entire gang – minus Sheldon – laughed when England stated that he would 'beat the crap out of you (France) for another 100 years!'

'I still don't understand why Italy says pasta when Germany allowed him to speak,' Penny said with a bubble of laughter.

'It's the only word he can really say,' Howard said with a smile.

'I've wasted two minutes and five seconds of my life.' All of us know who said that.

'Hush!' Amy whispered. All of the gang was silent when the scene changed to WWI. Germany was explaining about Ancient Rome and of how he had almost conquered the world, when he suddenly disappeared. He was supposed to fight with a descendant of Rome, but as he came closer to the clearing, he saw a box with weird writing on it. Germany seemed afraid to open it.

'Oh, a box,' Penny said with sarcasm. 'I'm so scared.'

'You never know what could be inside of there!' Raj shouted. 'There could be bomb of some kind!'

Penny was about to say another sarcastic comment when suddenly there was an adorable little girl wearing a sailor's suit flying…until she fell on the floor with other little children and a dog of some kind.

'What's chibi?' Penny asked.

'Something small and cute,' Howard said without looking back at her. All of them watched as child Italy was taken to Rome's 'house' and almost all of them were dismayed as little Italy when she – no, he – found out that her older brothers turned out to be jerks!

'I kind of feel bad for Italy right now,' Penny said with a sad smile as the ending theme song played.

'Believe me, I've been through worse,' Bernadette whispered.

'The theme song is annoying!' Sheldon shouted with a huff.

'I like it,' Leonard said in a hurt tone. 'Can't we watch one more?' he half pleaded to Howard.

'Sure,' Howard said with a smile. 'And Sheldon, you'll be singing the theme song in the shower when the first season is over.'

And so began the journey into the world of Hetalia.

It was the day of the World Meeting. Everyone, surprisingly, was there. And by everyone, yes, all the micronations were there too. Sealand and Wy were sitting at a table in a spare conference room, searching up random stuff on New Zealand's laptop. Suddenly, Sealand stood up.

'Hey, look, Wy! There are pictures of us!' Giggling, they both kept looking at the search results.

Two pairs of eyes widened as they saw the last link that was being shown on the section of the page.

'Hetalia?'

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Sealand and Wy bolted down the hallway until they reached where all the other countries were, laptop in Wy's arms. Skidding into the room, they discovered, oddly enough, that everyone was having a tea time.

Clearing his throat, England stood up. 'Um, Sealand, Wy, may you please leave the room?' He was taken aback as they both shouted 'NO!' at the same time.

'Alright, fine, what do you guys want?' he muttered as he sat back down.

Wy went and stood at the head of the table by Germany. 'Sir, permission to talk?' she asked him. He nodded in confirmation and she slammed the laptop onto the table. Everyone jumped, and the people who were still talking shut up immediately.

'Alright, I want to show you guys this, so this'll hopefully be short and to the point,' said Wy, letting Sealand join her at the front. 'So Sealand and I were just searching stuff up on NZ's laptop, and then we came across this thing,' she paused for effect, 'called Hetalia: Axis Powers.'

Wy paused again to let it sink in. Several confused noises were made, and Japan let out an 'Oh!' Everyone stared at him, and he looked embarrassed. 'It was made in my country,' he explained. 'I haven't rearry heard about it that much, but I know it exists.'

The two micronations nodded in confirmation. 'Anyways, so we watched the first episode of it, and let's just say we found some REALLY interesting stuff about it, us, and Germany's mental health,' Wy stated boldly.

Everyone started giggling as Germany's face grew red. 'Excuse me?' he demanded.

'Yeah, you were talking about feeding a s- Mmph!' Sealand started, but Wy was soon there, covering his mouth. The Australian micronation rolled her eyes. 'Shut up, no spoilers remember? Anyways, so we want to display the video on the pull-down screen. With sound, of course. So, how are we going to do that?'

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New Zealand pointed to a laptop sitting on the other end of the table. 'You could do it there,' he offered. Sealand cheered and ran towards the computer. After pulling the episode up and turning on the displayer thing on the ceiling, Wy hit play and their lives changed forever. And possibly their minds.